piplups:

fuck me in the mcdonalds playplace 

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illkim:

When the teacher groups you up with your friends for a project

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sincerely-steeny:

galifianafuck:

when you write a sentence and it rhymes

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why does the picture make perfect sense

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Genius Life Hacks

sweet-mayhem-song:

howdocreative:

coolerthanapinkllama:

loveetatum:

harryashe:

never thought about that when microwaving pizza. i guess it would work for other foods too

This is life changing.

Actually, don’t do the last one with the vacuum, vacuums can create an electric shock that will fry the electronic piece of equipment that you are trying to clean, instead, just use pressurized air in a can. The more you know…

Except plastic isn’t a good conductor and wouldn’t apply if you do it with the cap on and doesn’t always apply anyway

These comments are so confusing when you haven’t read the post

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confirmance:

i wonder if anyone else in the world has the same password as me

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princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

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  • Me: I met a boy.
  • Me (two days later): nevermind