skypestripper:

why didnt my parents name me something cool like exodius or blue eyes white dragon

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kaltehand:

Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

YES! Omg ja das!

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fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

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dutchster:

i have such a busy schedule. i may have to cut out “studying” to make room for “crying over tv shows” and “4 hour nap”

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zaynsmaliks:

how do u even start dating your crush how does that happen to someone

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